Wednesday 10th of August 2022
Alligators suckkkkkk!!!! They are not very good unlike the godly crocodiles who are very good. If you don't believe me then believe me, okay?! They can cry and be very sad and that is basically it. Erm, I guess they lose pretty well as they do it all the time and that's pretty much it for how much they can do in the grand scheme of things. Might as well give you some interesting extracts: "If soldiers are punished before they have grown attached to you, they will not prove submissive; and, unless submissive, they will be practically useless. If, when the soldiers have become attached to you, punishments are not enforced, they will still be useless.". Whatever that extract says I totally agree and I choose it on purpose because I am a very clever boy, I swear :(. Alligators still suck by the way because I said so. Okay. Well erm that's cool right?! I don't really know what else to put here and I'm not sure whether I would be able to do it in the end. Can I do it? It's getting pretty close to be fair... Links are cool and stuff is cool, it's just Alligators that are not cool because they suck in the end and they really do suck, I'm not sure that you know how much they suck in the end of this. I can promise you that the world will change by the time you have read this paragraph everythign said in this will be true and alligators will really suck and your frog really will be gay by chemtrails and vaccines will really be poisonous and the world really will be flat. You aren't wasting your time, not one bit.